OMG! Whaddya we have here?

Recently interviewed on Oprah as the worlds 'happiest' man.

Melvin Snodgrass (seen here) eagerly applied to the TSA groping squad when he heard more intrusive screening procedures would come into effect once the latest Govt False Flag terror incident was hatched.  Melvin a lifelong gay man was deemed 'perfect' for the job.  He initially saw a flyer on the TSA website stating only gay and lesbian applicants need apply.