Thursday, December 17, 2009

Yes We Can


Destroy and take over Amerika.

Obama the Centrist


Obama Wisdom


Upcoming New Currency


Joker endorses Maybelline


Ironing Man - The Movie


Coming to a theater near you - or maybe not.

Half for Me - Half for You


The Obama's dividing up the world as we knew it.

Barack and the Wailers


Came across these at an old yard sale.  Lady wanted 3 cents apiece as the animals were constantly peeing on them.

Obama's head, Right where it belongs.


Of course you know all about his bowing to everything and everybody.

Dr. Jerkye Mister Hype


Caught


But then the pilot was ordered to let the bastard go, as to not offend any bystanders on the ground.  Anyway, the rug runner only started to drop the explosions on the schoolhouse, stopping when he was noticed by the F16, so therefore did no harm.   Once he landed the rug runner was given 10 grand in cash by the US Government and told to behave. 

Bath Time for Stinky


Monday, December 14, 2009

Hallmarks America Sucks Cards


Go Away


Opening up this Friday


I will not be going to see this film.

Swine Flu Brainwashing


Best little whorehouse in D.C.


Clinton as a child


Change


Obama's Idea of a Beast Car.


You just peddle really really fast and then coast.

Al Bore


Sunday, December 13, 2009

Yoda's Sister


And to think she was voted a beauty queen 3 years running.

Squirell


Was out squirell hunting this summer and came across this guy.  He saw the .22 rifle and suddenly flexed and did an oddly powerful stance while he stared me down.  I put the rifle down and grabbed my picture phone instead.  What a cutie.

Shock of my life


I was at the beach this summer and got the attention of a babe walking by - I was freaked out when it ended up being non other then former Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw.  I knew he was different but geesh.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Andy Gump


A Couple of Trees Gump


Army Cut Backs

The Democrats recently agreed that the military should use more non lethal weapons, as to not hurt or offend the enemy.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Hippies


Alternate reality if Clinton would have inhaled.

Al Gore


Acorn Rewards Program


Too Big to Fail is Too Big


Al Gerado


And the Winners are ---


For acting like they don't know what they are doing.

Worth Reading

WW II Battleship sailor tells Obama to shape up or ship out !
This venerable and much honored WW II vet is well known in Hawaii for his seventy-plus years of service to patriotic organizations and causes all over the country. A humble man without a political bone in his body, he has never spoken out before about a government official, until now. He dictated this letter to a friend, signed it and mailed it to the president.
Dear President Obama,

My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December 13 of this year. People meeting me for the first time don't believe my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally alert.
I enlisted in the U.S. Navy in 1934 and served proudly before, during and after WW II retiring as a Master Chief Bos'n Mate. Now I live in a "rest home" located on the western end of Pearl Harbor, allowing me to keep alive the memories of 23 years of service to my country.
One of the benefits of my age, perhaps the only one, is to speak my mind, blunt and direct even to the head man.
So here goes.
I am amazed, angry and determined not to see my country die before I do, but you seem hell bent not to grant me that wish.
I can't figure out what country you are the president of.
You fly around the world telling our friends and enemies despicable lies like:
"We're no longer a Christian nation"
"America is arrogant" - (Your wife even
announced to the world ,"America is mean-
spirited. "Please tell her to try preaching
that nonsense to 23 generations of our
war dead buried all over the globe who
died for no other reason than to free a
whole lot of strangers from tyranny and
hopelessness.)
I'd say shame on the both of you, but I don't think you like America, nor do I see an ounce of gratefulness in anything you do, for the obvious gifts this country has given you. To be without shame or gratefulness is a dangerous thing for a man sitting in the White House.
After 9/11 you said," America hasn't lived up to her ideals."
Which ones did you mean? Was it the notion of personal liberty that 11,000 farmers and shopkeepers died for to win independence from the British? Or maybe the ideal that no man should be a slave to another man, that 500,000 men died for in the Civil War? I hope you didn't mean the ideal 470,000 fathers, brothers, husbands, and a lot of fellas I knew personally died for in WWII, because we felt real strongly about not letting any nation push us around, because we stand for freedom.
I don't think you mean the ideal that says equality is better than discrimination. You know the one that a whole lot of white people understood when they helped to get you elected.
Take a little advice from a very old geezer, young man.
Shape up and start acting like an American. If you don't, I'll do what I can to see you get shipped out of that fancy rental on Pennsylvania Avenue. You were elected to lead not to bow, apologize and kiss the hands of murderers and corrupt leaders who still treat their people like slaves.
And just who do you think you are telling the American people not to jump to conclusions and condemn that Muslim major who killed 13 of his fellow soldiers and wounded dozens more. You mean you don't want us to do what you did when that white cop used force to subdue that black college professor in Massachusetts, who was putting up a fight? You don't mind offending the police calling them stupid but you don't want us to offend Muslim fanatics by calling them what they are, terrorists.
One more thing. I realize you never served in the military and never had to defend your country with your life, but you're the Commander-in-Chief now, son. Do your job. When your battle-hardened field General asks you for 40,000 more troops to complete the mission, give them to him. But if you're not in this fight to win, then get out. The life of one American soldier is not worth the best political strategy you're thinking of.
You could be our greatest president because you face the greatest challenge ever presented to any president.
You're not going to restore American greatness by bringing back our bloated economy. That's not our greatest threat. Losing the heart and soul of who we are as Americans is our big fight now.
And I sure as hell don't want to think my president is the enemy in this final battle.
Sincerely,
Harold B. Estes
When a 95 year old hero of the "the Greatest Generation" stands up and speaks out like this, I think we owe it to him to send his words to as many Americans as we can. Please pass it on.
FREEDOM IS NOT FREE

Friday, December 4, 2009

Our darling LAME stream media's super hero


The Socialist Preacher


Hillary attempting to use the force


This photo was taken at the 2008 Democratic national convention.

Our Future


Obama sure is making sure this is coming to us all.

The Ferryman


Shouldn't have payed the ferryman, until you reached the other side.

The Story Teller


All stories, all the time.

Tough Enough?


Hell no.  Can you even imagine a photo like this in real life.  This bastard hates this country. 

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Snailbird


Parrot Lizard


Never before seen anywhere.

Meet my Zebra Finch


I have no idea whatsoever


Monkey Hopper


Hippofrog


Warning - Don't ingest

Froggy Hippo


I have been busy lately in my laboratory.

Meet my Cocky Lama


Meet my Bird Dog


Tuesday, December 1, 2009

The New Grinch


Coming to a theater near you very soon.