This bike is pretty stable

You can say what you want about George Bush and his inability to ride a mountain bike without training wheels, but the more I learn about his policies the more my opinion of him dwindles.  However with that said, at least I still had a job under his presidency.

The Unemployment Handbook

Picked up this book yesterday at the local China-Mart.  Figured I needed something to understand why I cannot even get an interview anyplace to even get a job.  Something I have a 99% success rate in.

Electric Bath duck

With the economy the way it is lately I am now selling these electric bath ducks to people all over the U.S. in record numbers.  Cannot keep them in stock.

Alfred E Obama

O Crap

Notice how it's a 'white' baby.  Just white babies are born already racist.  That explains why I was screaming at the black nurse who walked in the hospital room.  At the time I didn't know WHY.

Obama the Clown

He makes a good clown - don't you think?

Erkel Obama

What a braniac this guy is. 

Pissin on America

Get out your Gore-Tex.  I am already starting to not recognize this place.

Reid and Pelosi

The Washington DC (District of Criminals) showed off 2 of their biggest Jack Asses yesterday for photographers.

Talking Jack Ass

Notice the flag in the background.  This is actually a real thing as someone was selling them on Ebay.

Barakolee Obama

And here I thought this guy was a fruit all along, but guess i was wrong.  Never have liked this particular vegetable.

New Presidential Sponser

That is correct.  A 4 year unlimited supply that will be available to all of us, thanks to Obama Administration and the Congress.

New Wizard of Oz movie

Actually there is going to be one slated for next year sometime starring Dakota Fanning, that is supposed to be a much more sinister movie then the first.  BUT in the meantime, Judy Garland is back with a vengeance with the above sequel.

Patriotic Flags

You can get these from your local Commie Mart

Jeremiah and Son

Of course this is a parady of the old show Sanford and Son.  This time with Jeremiah Wright and Barry Soetero/Barack Obama.

Lady of my Nightmares

Mrs. Pelosi seen here in an early morning picture before her makeup crew can work thier magic.

Mr. Green Jobs himself

This photo of Obama was recently uncovered by a research analyst while in Kenya.  We are slowly piecing together the Barack/Barry's past.

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch.

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken doesn’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash or need to be rebooted.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?