“Californian to Texan” translation guide
Due to the large number of jobs moving from California to Texas, the Lone Star State has compiled a “Californian to Texan” translation guide.
| CALIFORNIA | TEXAS |
| Arsenal of Weapons | Gun Collection |
| Delicate Wetlands | Swamp |
| Undocumented Worker | Illegal Alien |
| Cruelty-Free Materials | Synthetic Fiber |
| Assault and Battery | Attitude Adjustment |
| Heavily Armed | Well-protected |
| Narrow-minded | Righteous |
| Taxes or Your Fair Share | Coerced Theft |
| Commonsense Gun Control | Gun Confiscation Plot |
| Illegal Hazardous Explosives | Fireworks for Stump Removal |
| Nonviable Tissue Mass | Unborn Baby |
| Equal Access to Opportunity | Socialism |
| Multicultural Community | High Crime Area |
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Obummers Judgement Day is HERE........
Americans will continue to scratch their butts and suck their thumbs like toddlers and just change the channel, unconcerned. They can't be taking TV time away from the 'Stupid Housewives of New Jersey' or other important shows like that. The young yuppies will just giggle and laugh like little school girls thinking everything is just cute and funny. The dumb asses will just think that the Govt loves them and they are going to get a free lollipop. They think it is cool and TRENDY to be Stupid.
www.wnd.com - Todays Sheriff Joe's investigation on Obama is released.
www.wnd.com - Todays Sheriff Joe's investigation on Obama is released.
